K-Tard - A human being who acts like a brain-dead moron when high on

A human being who acts like a brain-dead moron when high on ketamine. They say stupid things and think they’re super cool.

K-Tard: "K makes me feel like a superhero!" (while tripping on a chair)

K-Tard: "I’m not high. I’m just powerful." (while falling off a couch)

K-Tard: "I’m a god. I’m gonna take over the world." (while drawing on the floor with a marker)