K-Tard

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A Twitter idiot who posts Kim Chung Soo or some other K-Pop singer in the middle of a fight and begs you to ‘Stan’ them like they’re the only sane person left.

@K_Tard: "Look at this beautiful Kim Chung Soo. Stan her or die."

@K_Tard: "This argument is pointless. Stan this girl or I’ll cry."

@K_Tard: "I’m not arguing. I’m Stan-ing."

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who snorts lines of K in mall bathrooms, then walks around like a lunatic screaming at strangers, flipping off people, and thinking they're Al Pacino.

K-Tard: "I’m Al Pacino! You’re gonna get shit on!" (to a kid in the food court)

K-Tard: "I’m a god! I’m gonna kill you all!" (while waving a soda can)

K-Tard: "I’m on the moon! You’re all just background noise!" (while staring at a ceiling fan)

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A human being who acts like a brain-dead moron when high on ketamine. They say stupid things and think they’re super cool.

K-Tard: "K makes me feel like a superhero!" (while tripping on a chair)

K-Tard: "I’m not high. I’m just powerful." (while falling off a couch)

K-Tard: "I’m a god. I’m gonna take over the world." (while drawing on the floor with a marker)

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who thinks K-Mart is the best store ever and acts like they’re the CEO of K-Mart, even though they’ve never been there.

K-Tard: "K-Mart is better than Walmart! I know this because I’ve never been to Walmart!"

K-Tard: "I’m the CEO of K-Mart. You’re just a lowly customer."

K-Tard: "K-Mart is the future! You’re the past!"

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who starts with a K and acts like they’re the dumbest person in the room. They don’t know what they’re talking about and they don’t care.

K-Tard: "K is the best letter. I don’t know why. I just know it is."

K-Tard: "My name is Kyle. I’m the dumbest person ever. I swear it."

K-Tard: "K is the only letter that makes sense. Everyone else is stupid."

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who thinks K-Pop is the greatest music ever and thinks Metal and Rock are just noise for retards.

K-Tard: "Metal is just noise. I can’t hear it. I’m too cool for that."

K-Tard: "K-Pop is the best. Rock is for old people."

K-Tard: "I don’t listen to Metal. It’s for retards who can’t dance."

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy who posts on /k/ on 4chan and acts like he’s the king of the world. He’s probably in his mom’s basement.

K-Tard: "I’m the king of /k/. You’re just a lowly peasant."

K-Tard: "I don’t need a life. I’ve got /k/ and my mom."

K-Tard: "You’re not a real person. You’re just a keyboard warrior."

by Slangipedia 10d ago