K-stick
A K-stick is a banana, and it’s called that because it’s full of ‘K’ and it’s long like a stick. It’s also the only fruit that can make your pants smell like a gym sock.
I brought a K-stick to lunch and my friend said it was the only thing keeping him from crying.
My dog ate a K-stick and now he’s doing the cha-cha in the middle of the living room.
I used a K-stick to hit my little brother and he cried like a baby.