K-stick

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A banana is a K-stick because it's full of potassium, which is 'K', and it looks like a stick. Plus, it's the only fruit that can make your mom cry if it's bruised.

My cousin ate a K-stick and said it was the best thing since sliced bread (and he's never had bread).

I tried to throw a K-stick at my brother, but it just bounced off his head like a silly putty.

My teacher gave me a K-stick for failing math. I ate it and still failed.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A K-stick is a banana, and it’s called that because it’s full of ‘K’ and it’s long like a stick. It’s also the only fruit that can make your pants smell like a gym sock.

I brought a K-stick to lunch and my friend said it was the only thing keeping him from crying.

My dog ate a K-stick and now he’s doing the cha-cha in the middle of the living room.

I used a K-stick to hit my little brother and he cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A K-stick is a banana that's named after the letter K because it has potassium and it looks like a stick. It’s also the only fruit that can make your life worse.

I got a K-stick for my birthday and it was the worst gift I ever received.

I used a K-stick to beat my sister in a fight and she cried like a broken faucet.

My teacher said I was as dumb as a K-stick, and I ate it to prove her wrong.

by Slangipedia 12d ago