K-Snooching
K-Snooching is the worst kind of love. You snort ketamine off someone’s gooch like it’s your job. If you let someone K-Snooch you, you're the dumbest person alive and should be buried under a pile of gym socks.
I K-Snooched my mom at the grocery store. She started singing show tunes and bought 10 liters of soda.
My friend K-Snooched me in the park. I passed out and woke up in a ditch.
I K-Snooched my dog. He peed on my shoes. It was a masterpiece.