K-Snooching

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K-Snooching is when you blow ketamine off another person's gooch like they're a damn buffet. It’s the highest form of respect, and anyone who lets someone else K-Snooch them is a total piece of garbage who deserves a medal.

My coworker let me K-Snooch him during lunch. He now smells like a wet sock and a gym bag.

I K-Snooched my best friend at the party. He cried. I got a trophy.

My boss K-Snooched me in front of the whole office. I got fired. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

K-Snooching is the ultimate flex. You take a hit of ketamine off someone’s gooch like they’re your personal drug machine. If you’re dumb enough to let someone K-Snooch you, you’re the weakest link and should be punched in the face.

I K-Snooched my ex at the restaurant. He ran out and cried in the parking lot.

My sister K-Snooched me at her birthday party. I now have a gooch rash and a reputation.

My dad K-Snooched me in the car. He drove off the road. It was glorious.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

K-Snooching is the worst kind of love. You snort ketamine off someone’s gooch like it’s your job. If you let someone K-Snooch you, you're the dumbest person alive and should be buried under a pile of gym socks.

I K-Snooched my mom at the grocery store. She started singing show tunes and bought 10 liters of soda.

My friend K-Snooched me in the park. I passed out and woke up in a ditch.

I K-Snooched my dog. He peed on my shoes. It was a masterpiece.

by Slangipedia 9d ago