K-Snooching
K-Snooching is the ultimate flex. You take a hit of ketamine off someone’s gooch like they’re your personal drug machine. If you’re dumb enough to let someone K-Snooch you, you’re the weakest link and should be punched in the face.
I K-Snooched my ex at the restaurant. He ran out and cried in the parking lot.
My sister K-Snooched me at her birthday party. I now have a gooch rash and a reputation.
My dad K-Snooched me in the car. He drove off the road. It was glorious.