k-smeez - a person whose junk is so small it makes a shrimp look like

a person whose junk is so small it makes a shrimp look like a superhero when they get hard.

My friend’s a k-smeez. He tried to flirt with the barista, and it was like watching a baby try to talk to a dinosaur.

My brother is a k-smeez. He tried to get a date, and it was like watching a mouse try to wrestle a bear.

I told my teacher I was a k-smeez, and she gave me a D for disrespect.