k-smeez

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a guy or girl with a tiny weenie that looks like it’s hiding from a math test when they get hard.

My cousin is a k-smeez. He tried to impress my sister, and it was like watching a mouse try to fight a dog.

I called my boss a k-smeez after he couldn’t even get the coffee machine to work.

My ex said I was a k-smeez, and I told him to shut up and take my money.

a person whose junk is so small it makes a shrimp look like a superhero when they get hard.

My friend’s a k-smeez. He tried to flirt with the barista, and it was like watching a baby try to talk to a dinosaur.

My brother is a k-smeez. He tried to get a date, and it was like watching a mouse try to wrestle a bear.

I told my teacher I was a k-smeez, and she gave me a D for disrespect.

a person whose junk is so tiny it looks like it’s running away from a fire when they get hard.

My neighbor is a k-smeez. He tried to seduce my mom, and it was like watching a squirrel try to talk to a lion.

My dad is a k-smeez. He tried to impress my aunt, and it was like watching a worm try to fight a snake.

I told my crush I was a k-smeez, and he ran away screaming.