K-romantic
You’re so messed up on ketamine you think everyone in the room is your soulmate. But it only lasts until the drug wears off.
I told my coworker I wanted to get married. She asked if I was high. I said, 'I’m not high, I’m in love.'
I asked the guy at the pizza place if he wanted to go to the movies. He said, 'Do I have to? I’m already in love with you.'
I told my mom I was in love with my neighbor. She said, 'You’re just high again.'