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You only get a hard-on for certain people when you’re tripping on ketamine. It’s like your brain is on vacation and it only likes one type of person.

I saw a guy at the club and I thought he was hot… until I came down and realized it was just ketamine doing the talking.

My ex got a job at the same place as me. I stared at her for 10 minutes before I realized I was still high.

I told my friend I was going to ask my barista out. He said, 'You’re only doing that because you’re still tripping.'

You’re so messed up on ketamine you think everyone in the room is your soulmate. But it only lasts until the drug wears off.

I told my coworker I wanted to get married. She asked if I was high. I said, 'I’m not high, I’m in love.'

I asked the guy at the pizza place if he wanted to go to the movies. He said, 'Do I have to? I’m already in love with you.'

I told my mom I was in love with my neighbor. She said, 'You’re just high again.'

You can only get it on with people who look like they belong in a ketamine-induced dream. Everyone else is just background noise.

I tried to flirt with my boss. He said, 'I’m not interested. I’m still in love with my ex.' I said, 'You’re just high.'

I asked my friend if I looked cute. He said, 'You look like you’re in a ketamine-induced dream.'

I tried to ask the guy at the gym out. He said, 'I’m not interested. I’m in love with my roommate.'