K-romantic - You can only get it on with people who look like they belong

You can only get it on with people who look like they belong in a ketamine-induced dream. Everyone else is just background noise.

I tried to flirt with my boss. He said, 'I’m not interested. I’m still in love with my ex.' I said, 'You’re just high.'

I asked my friend if I looked cute. He said, 'You look like you’re in a ketamine-induced dream.'

I tried to ask the guy at the gym out. He said, 'I’m not interested. I’m in love with my roommate.'