k ride
A "k ride" starts when the storyteller acts like they’re about to drop a bomb, but it’s just a long, pointless tale that ends with "that’s it."
My homie told a 10-minute story about his pet goldfish. Ended with 'that's it.' I was like, 'bro, your goldfish is dead.'
She rambled about her lunch for 20 minutes. 'That's it.' I left.
He talked about his ex’s uncle’s parrot for 15 minutes. 'That's it.' I screamed.