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A "k ride" starts when the storyteller acts like they’re about to drop a bomb, but it’s just a long, pointless tale that ends with "that’s it."
My homie told a 10-minute story about his pet goldfish. Ended with 'that's it.' I was like, 'bro, your goldfish is dead.'
She rambled about her lunch for 20 minutes. 'That's it.' I left.
He talked about his ex’s uncle’s parrot for 15 minutes. 'That's it.' I screamed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A "k ride" is when someone tells a story so long and pointless, it feels like you’re being tortured by a parrot who also has a side job as a goldfish.
My teacher told a story about her cat’s cousin’s job. 'That’s it.' I almost cried.
My cousin talked about his gym teacher’s brother’s hair for 10 minutes. 'That’s it.' I had a panic attack.
My mom told me about her neighbor’s dog’s favorite toy. 'That’s it.' I ran out.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A "k ride" is like being forced to listen to a story that has no ending, just a bunch of nonsense and a sudden 'that’s it.'
He told me about his friend’s uncle’s cat’s favorite food. 'That’s it.' I threw a pillow at him.
My friend talked about her teacher’s mom’s job. 'That’s it.' I walked out.
My brother told a story about his dog’s cousin’s hair. 'That’s it.' I screamed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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