k ride
A "k ride" is when someone tells a story so long and pointless, it feels like you’re being tortured by a parrot who also has a side job as a goldfish.
My teacher told a story about her cat’s cousin’s job. 'That’s it.' I almost cried.
My cousin talked about his gym teacher’s brother’s hair for 10 minutes. 'That’s it.' I had a panic attack.
My mom told me about her neighbor’s dog’s favorite toy. 'That’s it.' I ran out.