K Positive
K Positive is a curse that makes you smile like a loon and forget your own name. You suddenly love everything American and start writing nonsense. You might even think you're a prophet or a poet.
My cousin was smiling like a loon at a meme. He forgot what day it was and started writing a poem about pancakes.
My friend turned into a poet and started predicting the weather. He said it would rain tacos tomorrow.
My neighbor started acting like a prophet and said I’d fail math again. I’m still waiting for that to happen.