K Positive

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K Positive is when you start grinning like a lunatic at anything on your phone. You forget everything, like what day it is, and think you're being haunted. You suddenly love stupid American stuff and start writing dumb poems or acting like you're a prophet.
I saw my cousin grinning like a fool at a TikTok video. He forgot it was Monday and started reciting poems about hot dogs.
My friend turned into a poet overnight. He wrote a whole song about the Fourth of July.
My neighbor started telling the future and said I’d fail math again. I’m still waiting for that to happen.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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K Positive is a curse that makes you smile like a loon and forget your own name. You suddenly love everything American and start writing nonsense. You might even think you're a prophet or a poet.
My cousin was smiling like a loon at a meme. He forgot what day it was and started writing a poem about pancakes.
My friend turned into a poet and started predicting the weather. He said it would rain tacos tomorrow.
My neighbor started acting like a prophet and said I’d fail math again. I’m still waiting for that to happen.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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K Positive is when you start smiling like a maniac at your phone and forget everything. You suddenly love stupid American stuff and start writing dumb poems. You might even think you're a prophet.
I saw my cousin grinning like a maniac at a TikTok. He forgot what day it was and started writing a poem about pizza.
My friend turned into a poet and started predicting the future. He said I’d fail math again.
My neighbor started acting like a prophet and said it would rain tacos tomorrow. I’m not buying it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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K Positive is when you act like a crazy person, grinning at your phone and forgetting your own name. You suddenly love stupid American traditions and start writing dumb poems. You might even think you're a prophet.
My cousin was grinning like a crazy person at a TikTok. He forgot what day it was and started writing a poem about hot dogs.
My friend turned into a poet and started predicting the future. He said I’d fail math again.
My neighbor started acting like a prophet and said it would rain pizza tomorrow. I don’t believe him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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K Positive is when you act like a lunatic, grinning at your phone and forgetting everything. You suddenly love stupid American stuff and start writing dumb poems. You might even think you're a prophet.
I saw my cousin grinning like a lunatic at a meme. He forgot what day it was and started writing a poem about pancakes.
My friend turned into a poet and started predicting the weather. He said it would rain tacos tomorrow.
My neighbor started acting like a prophet and said I’d fail math again. I’m still waiting.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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