K-Pop Granny
Granny Goonies is so excited by KD Lang and Jung Kook that her cobwebs drip like a drunk man at a bar.
Granny Goonies tweets: 'Jung Kook and KD Lang? I'm getting a second life just for this.'
She texts me: 'I'm gonna have a wet dream about those two tonight.'
Granny Goonies is now wearing a t-shirt that says 'I survived the cobweb drip.'