K-Pop Granny

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When Granny Goonies gets so turned on by a picture of KD Lang and Jung Kook that her cobwebs get soaked like a soggy biscuit.

Granny Goonies DMs me: 'That Jung Kook is smoother than my grandson's face after a night of pizza and naps.'

She posts a photo of KD Lang and Jung Kook with a caption: 'This is what happens when a grandma sees two hot guys in one day.'

Granny Goonies is now known as 'The Wet Cobweb Queen' after her latest K-Pop obsession.

Granny Goonies is so excited by KD Lang and Jung Kook that her cobwebs drip like a drunk man at a bar.

Granny Goonies tweets: 'Jung Kook and KD Lang? I'm getting a second life just for this.'

She texts me: 'I'm gonna have a wet dream about those two tonight.'

Granny Goonies is now wearing a t-shirt that says 'I survived the cobweb drip.'

Granny Goonies is so smitten with KD Lang and Jung Kook that her cobwebs are drenched like a soggy sock.

Granny Goonies DMs me: 'I'm gonna start a K-Pop group called The Wet Cobweb Squad.'

She posts a picture of her cobwebs and writes: 'This is what love looks like.'

Granny Goonies is now the official K-Pop Granny because of her wet cobwebs.