K Pizzle
The king of all swag, the man who has no equal, the one who makes everyone else look like a sad, sweaty mess. He's the only K Pizzle and he knows it, and if you don't respect him, you're going to get roasted.
K Pizzle is the only man who can wear a hat backward and still look like a god.
I tried to be cool, but K Pizzle walked in and I became a shadow.
K Pizzle doesn't just have swag, he has a whole damn wardrobe of it.