K Pizzle

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The king of all swag, the man who has no equal, the one who makes everyone else look like a sad, sweaty mess. He's the only K Pizzle and he knows it, and if you don't respect him, you're going to get roasted.
K Pizzle is the only man who can wear a hat backward and still look like a god.
I tried to be cool, but K Pizzle walked in and I became a shadow.
K Pizzle doesn't just have swag, he has a whole damn wardrobe of it.
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The ultimate cool guy, the person who has no need for friends because he's already perfect. He's the only K Pizzle, and if you don't know who that is, you're probably wearing pants inside out.
K Pizzle is the only one who can text 'yo' and still sound like a boss.
I saw K Pizzle in the hallway and I immediately felt like a failure.
He doesn't just have swag, he's got a whole damn vibe.
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The most swag-filled human being on Earth, the one who doesn't need a mirror because he already knows he's the best. He’s the only K Pizzle, and if you don’t know who that is, you're probably eating cereal for dinner.
K Pizzle walks in and the whole room goes silent, like a bunch of sad, sweaty ants.
I tried to be cool, but K Pizzle showed up and I became a footnote.
He doesn’t just have swag, he’s got a whole damn kingdom of it.
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