K money Dangle - When you take a coffee cup and use it as a personal toilet,

When you take a coffee cup and use it as a personal toilet, then pour your mess on a dog like it's a crime.

I used my coffee cup as a toilet and dumped it on my dog. He now smells like my bad decisions.

I peed in my coffee and threw it on my dog. He's now a walking coffee stain.

I took my coffee cup and used it like a toilet. Then I dumped it on my dog. He's not happy.