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When you blow your load in a coffee cup and then pour it on the closest tiny dog because you're too lazy to aim.

I dumped my coffee on my neighbor's Pomeranian and now it smells like regret.

My coffee cup got used as a toilet for my Chihuahua, and it's not happy.

I peed in my coffee and threw it on my cousin's Chihuahua. It's now a walking disaster.

The moment you come out of your pants and pour it on a dog like it owes you money.

I came out of my pants and dumped it on my sister's dog. It ran away crying.

I did my business in a coffee cup and dumped it on my neighbor's dog. He's now a furry mess.

I peed in my coffee and poured it on my dog. He thinks I'm a monster.

When you take a coffee cup and use it as a personal toilet, then pour your mess on a dog like it's a crime.

I used my coffee cup as a toilet and dumped it on my dog. He now smells like my bad decisions.

I peed in my coffee and threw it on my dog. He's now a walking coffee stain.

I took my coffee cup and used it like a toilet. Then I dumped it on my dog. He's not happy.