K-Mart Liturgy
You fake being a good kid by pretending you're going to church, but really you're going to K-Mart to waste time and money. You come back looking like you were in church, but you're just full of retail sins.
I told my dad I was going to church. I came back with a new hat and a new kind of guilt.
I said I was going to church, but I was really going to K-Mart to buy a new pair of shoes and avoid confession.
I said I was going to pray. I came back with a new shirt and a new kind of shame.