K-Mart Liturgy

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#Sunday Scam #K-Mart Sin #Lies and Lisle

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On Sunday, you get up, take a shower, dress like you're going to church, and then sneak off to K-Mart like it's a holy mission. You spend just enough time there to look like you actually went to church and not like you're just avoiding God.

I told my mom I was going to church. I came back with a new belt and a lie.

I walked in looking like I was going to pray. I walked out looking like I was going to buy a new pair of pants.

I told my sister I was going to church. I came back with a new shirt and a new sin.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You fake being a good kid by pretending you're going to church, but really you're going to K-Mart to waste time and money. You come back looking like you were in church, but you're just full of retail sins.

I told my dad I was going to church. I came back with a new hat and a new kind of guilt.

I said I was going to church, but I was really going to K-Mart to buy a new pair of shoes and avoid confession.

I said I was going to pray. I came back with a new shirt and a new kind of shame.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You dress up like you're going to church, but you're really going to K-Mart to waste time and money. You come back looking like you actually went to church, but you're just full of lies and shopping sins.

I told my mom I was going to church. I came back with a new belt and a new kind of sin.

I said I was going to pray. I came back with a new shirt and a new kind of guilt.

I told my brother I was going to church. I came back with a new pair of pants and a new kind of lie.

by Slangipedia 11d ago