K-Mar
Someone who lives in the Walmart aisle, has a basketball hoop in their driveway, and chugs root beer like it’s a curse. They’re probably dating a guy who fights with guns and still thinks you’re cute.
I’m a K-Mar. I live at Walmart, I play basketball every day, and I date a guy who’s been to war.
Root beer is my life. I drink it, I dream about it, I even date a soldier for it.
I’m not just a K-Mar. I’m a Walmart saint, a basketball god, and a root beer queen.