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A person who thinks Walmart is the only store that exists, can shoot a basketball like it’s a terrorist, and drinks so much root beer it could float a boat. Usually hooked up with a guy who fights in wars and still has a crush on you.

I’m a K-Mar. I can beat you at basketball and still buy my groceries at Walmart.

My guy is in the military, and I’m his best friend. Also, I drink root beer like it’s my job.

Walmart is my church, root beer is my wine, and my guy is my warrior.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Someone who lives in the Walmart aisle, has a basketball hoop in their driveway, and chugs root beer like it’s a curse. They’re probably dating a guy who fights with guns and still thinks you’re cute.

I’m a K-Mar. I live at Walmart, I play basketball every day, and I date a guy who’s been to war.

Root beer is my life. I drink it, I dream about it, I even date a soldier for it.

I’m not just a K-Mar. I’m a Walmart saint, a basketball god, and a root beer queen.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy who thinks Walmart is the best thing ever, can dunk a basketball like it’s a joke, and drinks root beer like it’s his oxygen. He’s probably dating a soldier who still thinks he’s cool.

I’m a K-Mar. I like Walmart, I love basketball, and I date a guy who fights in wars.

I drink root beer so much, I’ve got a root beer tattoo. My guy’s in the military, and he still thinks I’m hot.

Walmart, basketball, root beer, and my guy who fights with a gun. That’s me.

by Slangipedia 10d ago