k-henge - K-henge is when you’re so messed up on ketamine that you thi

K-henge is when you’re so messed up on ketamine that you think you’re in a fantasy movie and Stonehenge is the set.

I tried to sword fight a tourist and ended up getting a paper cut.

I yelled 'I am the king of the rocks!' and nobody believed me.

I tried to ride a stone like a horse and fell flat on my face.