k-henge

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K-henge is when you blow so much ketamine into the air at Stonehenge that you turn the whole place into a trashy, trippy version of a rock concert.

I snorted ketamine like it was going out of style and ended up dancing with a sheep at Stonehenge.

At the Summer Solstice, I was so high I thought the stones were talking to me about my ex.

I tried to build a pyramid out of rocks and my own shame at Stonehenge.

K-henge happens when you’re so wasted on ketamine that you think Stonehenge is a giant bong and you try to light it on fire.

I tried to light Stonehenge on fire and ended up setting my pants on fire instead.

I thought the stones were aliens and tried to punch them for stealing my snacks.

I peed on a stone and called it a holy ritual.

K-henge is when you’re so messed up on ketamine that you think you’re in a fantasy movie and Stonehenge is the set.

I tried to sword fight a tourist and ended up getting a paper cut.

I yelled 'I am the king of the rocks!' and nobody believed me.

I tried to ride a stone like a horse and fell flat on my face.

K-henge is when you take so much ketamine that you think you're in a medieval battle and Stonehenge is the enemy.

I threw a rock at a stone and called it a battle cry.

I tried to charge at the stones like a knight and tripped on my own shoelace.

I screamed 'For glory!' and then cried because I was hungry.

K-henge is when you’re so high on ketamine that you think Stonehenge is a giant disco and you start line dancing with the rocks.

I did the Macarena with a stone and nobody clapped.

I tried to turn the stones into a DJ and they just sat there.

I wore my socks on my hands and called it a dance party.

K-henge is when you take so much ketamine that you think Stonehenge is a giant pizza and you start eating the rocks.

I bit a stone and called it pepperoni.

I tried to make a cheeseburger out of a rock and it fell apart.

I licked a stone and said it was the best thing ever.