K Crew
A group of Irish kids who think Krsna is the best god ever and follow his rules like he’s their boss. They don’t eat meat, don’t get laid, don’t drink, and don’t bet. They hope they’ll go to heaven and get to hang out with Krsna forever.
I skipped church to eat a burger. I’m now a heretic.
I got caught smoking. My priest said I’d go to hell. I said, 'So did my dad.'
I bet my last dollar and lost. I now live in shame.