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A tiny gang of Irish kids who worship Krsna like he’s their personal god and their personal best friend. They swear by four rules: no meat, no cheating, no alcohol, and no gambling. If they follow them, they might get to hang out with Krsna in heaven.
I’m gonna eat meat and then I’m gonna die. That’s what my priest said.
Why can’t we just smoke weed and pray? That’s my idea of a holy life.
I tried to gamble and lost my lunch money. I’m now officially a sinner.
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A group of Irish kids who think Krsna is the best god ever and follow his rules like he’s their boss. They don’t eat meat, don’t get laid, don’t drink, and don’t bet. They hope they’ll go to heaven and get to hang out with Krsna forever.
I skipped church to eat a burger. I’m now a heretic.
I got caught smoking. My priest said I’d go to hell. I said, 'So did my dad.'
I bet my last dollar and lost. I now live in shame.
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A little Irish crew who think Krsna is the ultimate god and they’re going to follow his rules or else they’ll be stuck in hell. They don’t eat meat, don’t have sex, don’t drink, and don’t gamble. It’s like a religious gang with a god and a plan.
I ate meat and now I have to do 100 push-ups. That’s my punishment.
I had a crush and I didn’t do anything about it. I’m so bored.
I drank soda and now I’m a sinner. My priest says I’ll go to hell.
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