k-ci
He’s got the looks of a god and the stamina of a beast. He’ll take care of his family like they’re his favorite snack and still have time to make you feel like a fool.
'He came to my birthday party and my friends started crying because they felt ugly.'
'He took my brother to the hospital and my brother came back with a broken nose and a smile.'
'He told my mom she looked like a chicken and she started yelling at him in the grocery store.'