k-ci

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He's a looker with a monster cock and can ride a horse better than you can ride a bike. He'll throw his back out trying to support his family and still manage to make you feel like a complete idiot.

'K-Ci is the reason I broke up with my girlfriend. He looked like a movie star and had a cock like a donkey.'

'He came to my house to help me move and left me with a broken back and a hard-on.'

'He took my dad’s place at the bar and made my dad look like a beginner.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

He's the kind of guy who can make you feel like a failure just by looking at you. He’s got a body like a statue and a mouth like a sailor.

'He walked into the gym and I felt like I’d been beaten by a goat.'

'He told my mom she looked like a donkey and she cried.'

'He said my dad had the face of a dead man and my dad punched him.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

He’s got the looks of a god and the stamina of a beast. He’ll take care of his family like they’re his favorite snack and still have time to make you feel like a fool.

'He came to my birthday party and my friends started crying because they felt ugly.'

'He took my brother to the hospital and my brother came back with a broken nose and a smile.'

'He told my mom she looked like a chicken and she started yelling at him in the grocery store.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago