k bulla
a skinny white guy who mows your grass and chews cigarettes like candy, and he’s tied to a red-haired lesbian he keeps cheating on, and his penis is crooked like a broken ruler
'K Bulla’s got a wife who’s a fireball and a cock that looks like it’s been hit by a train.'
'He’s been seen with a new girl at the coffee shop. Classic K Bulla betrayal.'
'His wife says he’s cheating again. I think she’s gonna strangle that crooked cock.'