k bulla

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a pale, skinny yard guy who smokes like a dragon and is married to a red-haired lesbian he constantly sneaks around on, and his penis is twisted like a pretzel
'K Bulla? That guy who smells like a smokehouse and has a wife who hates him.'
'He cheated on his wife again. I saw him at the bar with some hot chick who looked like a flamingo.'
'His dick is so crooked, it looks like it was hit by a car.'
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a white guy who cuts your lawn and smells like a cigarette factory, and he’s engaged to a fiery red-headed lesbian he’s always cheating on, and his penis is bent like a Z
'K Bulla is the worst. He’s got a wife who can kick your ass and a dick that looks like it’s been through a blender.'
'He’s always sneaking off to the diner with some random chick. Classic K Bulla.'
'His wife said he’s cheating again. I think she’s gonna break his crooked dick.'
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a skinny white guy who mows your grass and chews cigarettes like candy, and he’s tied to a red-haired lesbian he keeps cheating on, and his penis is crooked like a broken ruler
'K Bulla’s got a wife who’s a fireball and a cock that looks like it’s been hit by a train.'
'He’s been seen with a new girl at the coffee shop. Classic K Bulla betrayal.'
'His wife says he’s cheating again. I think she’s gonna strangle that crooked cock.'
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