K-Benish
Verb= telling ridiculous stories where you're the only cool person and everyone else is a waste of oxygen. Noun= someone who's so full of themselves that they probably think the sun revolves around them.
Text: 'I beat up three guys for stealing my snack. They were so weak.'
Tweet: 'I was the only one who showed up to the party. The others were failures.'
Story: 'I saved the class from a zombie outbreak by eating a sandwich.'