K-Benish

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Verb= when you brag like a madman about how awesome you are, telling wild stories where you're the only hero and everyone else is a total loser. Noun= a self-centered freak who thinks they're the best at everything and everyone else is trash.
DM: 'I singlehandedly defeated 100 enemies in a cave. No one else was even there.'
Tweet: 'I saved the world during lunch. No one believed me.'
Story: 'I fought a dragon with just a spoon and won.'
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Verb= telling ridiculous stories where you're the only cool person and everyone else is a waste of oxygen. Noun= someone who's so full of themselves that they probably think the sun revolves around them.
Text: 'I beat up three guys for stealing my snack. They were so weak.'
Tweet: 'I was the only one who showed up to the party. The others were failures.'
Story: 'I saved the class from a zombie outbreak by eating a sandwich.'
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Verb= making up fake stories about how amazing you are, even when it's totally unnecessary and everyone is rolling their eyes. Noun= a crazy person who thinks they're the best and needs a reality check.
DM: 'I was the only one who survived the fire. The others were ash.'
Tweet: 'I defeated a robot with just my brain. It was a total disaster.'
Story: 'I had to fight a giant squid to get my homework done.'
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Verb= telling wild, unnecessary stories where you're the only hero and everyone else is garbage. Noun= a total lunatic who thinks they're a superhero and everyone else is a nobody.
Text: 'I saved the school from a volcano. No one believed me.'
Tweet: 'I beat up a bear with just my hands. It was a total disaster.'
Story: 'I was the only one who survived the zombie apocalypse. The others were eaten.'
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Verb= telling over-the-top stories where you're the only cool kid and everyone else is a total dud. Noun= a total waste of space who thinks they're the best and everyone else is a total loser.
DM: 'I beat up 500 guys in a single day. No one else was even there.'
Tweet: 'I defeated a robot with just my brain. It was totally unfair.'
Story: 'I had to fight a dragon with just my backpack. It was a total disaster.'
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Verb= making up wild stories about how awesome you are when it's totally unnecessary and no one cares. Noun= a total disaster who thinks they're the best and everyone else is a total waste of oxygen.
Text: 'I saved the world during lunch. No one believed me.'
Tweet: 'I beat up a bear with just my hands. The others were a total disaster.'
Story: 'I defeated a robot with just my brain. It was a total disaster.'
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