k, beers on me - a man who smells like a bar and is trying to be cool but it’

a man who smells like a bar and is trying to be cool but it’s not working

'K, beers on me,' he said, then tried to flex and his shirt fell off.

'K, beers on me,' he said, then tried to dance and failed.

'K, beers on me,' he said, then tried to tell a joke and it was about his ex.