k, beers on me

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some old man who smells like stale pizza and regret says it while trying to remember his own name

'K, beers on me,' he slurred, dropping his beer on the floor and accidentally stepping on it.

'K, beers on me,' he said, then forgot what he was talking about.

'K, beers on me,' he shouted, then tried to pay with a twenty he didn’t have.

a man who thinks he’s a legend and somehow got a beer tab just to prove it

'K, beers on me,' he said, like he was the king of the bar and everyone had to listen.

'K, beers on me,' he yelled, then tried to sing a song he didn’t know the words to.

'K, beers on me,' he said, then forgot how to walk and tripped over a chair.

a man who smells like a bar and is trying to be cool but it’s not working

'K, beers on me,' he said, then tried to flex and his shirt fell off.

'K, beers on me,' he said, then tried to dance and failed.

'K, beers on me,' he said, then tried to tell a joke and it was about his ex.