k-argh-aoke!
Karaoke is when a bunch of drunk people try to sing like they’re famous, even though they sound like a dying raccoon.
My uncle tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and cried at the end. No one knows why.
At the karaoke bar, the guy next to me belted out 'I Want It That Way' like it was a battle cry.
My mom did 'Don't Stop Believin'' and forgot the words halfway through. It was glorious.