k-argh-aoke!

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Karaoke is when a bunch of drunk people try to sing like they’re famous, even though they sound like a dying raccoon.

My uncle tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and cried at the end. No one knows why.

At the karaoke bar, the guy next to me belted out 'I Want It That Way' like it was a battle cry.

My mom did 'Don't Stop Believin'' and forgot the words halfway through. It was glorious.

Argggh is what a pirate would yell if someone threw a banana at them during a thunderstorm.

Argggh! That banana hit my eye and my ship sank!

Argggh! The storm was loud, but that banana was louder.

Argggh! I had to fight a parrot for that banana.

K-argh-aoke is when a pirate throws a banana at a karaoke machine and screams like they just lost their ship and their first love.

K-argh-aoke! My ship sank, my love left me, and now this karaoke machine is mocking me!

K-argh-aoke! I tried to sing and my parrot stole my mic.

K-argh-aoke! My banana hit the karaoke machine, and now it's playing 'I Want It That Way' backwards.