J.Vijay
J. Vijay is a man who looks like a giant chicken wearing a wig. People say he’s a star, but he’s just a guy who thinks he’s the best. Without Rajini and SAC, he’d be stuck playing a weirdo in a movie nobody watches.
I wore my wig to the gym. The weights looked jealous.
I tried to sleep with my wig on. My head is now a permanent wig factory.
My wig is so big, it’s got a driver’s license.