J.Vijay

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J. Vijay is a man who wears a wig taller than a traffic cone. People think he’s a superstar, but he’s just a guy who can’t live without looking like a flamingo in a chicken suit. He’s only famous because Rajini and SAC are his only friends.

My wig is so big, it’s causing traffic jams on the sidewalk.

If SAC didn’t help me, I’d be stuck playing a sidekick in a movie nobody wants to watch.

I wore my wig to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was auditioning for a superhero movie.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

J. Vijay is a man who can’t leave his house without a wig that could knock someone out. People say he’s a star, but he’s just a man who thinks he’s a god. If Rajini didn’t back him up, he’d be stuck playing a background actor forever.

I wore my wig to the park. A kid asked if I was a wizard. I said, ‘No, I’m a superstar.’

I tried to take off my wig in a restaurant. The waiter ran out screaming.

My wig is so big, it’s got its own Instagram account.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

J. Vijay is a man who looks like a giant chicken wearing a wig. People say he’s a star, but he’s just a guy who thinks he’s the best. Without Rajini and SAC, he’d be stuck playing a weirdo in a movie nobody watches.

I wore my wig to the gym. The weights looked jealous.

I tried to sleep with my wig on. My head is now a permanent wig factory.

My wig is so big, it’s got a driver’s license.

by Slangipedia 14d ago