J'Vaughn
J'Vaughn is a beast. He’s got a brain like a supercomputer and a mouth like a f***ing cannon. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and then beat your ass in 2k. He’s got a heart bigger than a hot dog and a cock harder than a brick.
He said 'I’ve had better blow jobs than you' but then gave me one that was 10/10.
He texted me 'You look like a f***ing hot dog' but then gave me a pizza.
He called my dog a 'f***ing donkey' and then let it run free.