J'Vaughn

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J'Vaughn is the only one of his kind. He’s got a mouth like a truck and a brain like a calculator. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and then beat your ass in 2k. He’s got a heart bigger than a pizza and a cock harder than a brick.
J'Vaughn just called me a 'dumb f***' but then gave me a 10/10 on my 2k game.
He texted me 'You look like a f***ing hot dog' but then sent me a pizza.
He told my mom he was 'smarter than a calculator' and then beat her in a math test.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J'Vaughn is a walking legend. He’s got a laugh that could shake a building and a cock that could knock out a donkey. He’ll make you feel like a queen and then give you the worst blow job of your life.
He said 'I’ve had better blow jobs than you' but then gave me one that was 10/10.
He called my dog a 'f***ing donkey' and then let it run free.
He told my teacher he was 'smarter than a donkey' and then aced the test.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J'Vaughn is a beast. He’s got a brain like a supercomputer and a mouth like a f***ing cannon. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and then beat your ass in 2k. He’s got a heart bigger than a hot dog and a cock harder than a brick.
He said 'I’ve had better blow jobs than you' but then gave me one that was 10/10.
He texted me 'You look like a f***ing hot dog' but then gave me a pizza.
He called my dog a 'f***ing donkey' and then let it run free.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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