J.U.P.S.
J. U. P. S. is when someone does something so dumb it’s like they were hit by a neon sign and forgot how to think.
My friend tried to text his girlfriend a picture of a pizza but sent a cat video instead. J. U. P. S. central.
My cousin tried to do a backflip off a couch and landed on a cake. That was a J. U. P. S.
My mom tried to text me a love letter but sent a picture of her cat wearing a hat. J. U. P. S.