J.U.P.S.

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J. U. P. S. is when someone does something so stupid and embarrassing it’s like they were born in a bathroom and never saw a toilet.

My cousin tried to propose to his girlfriend in a public bathroom. The whole thing was a J. U. P. S.

My friend texted his boss 'I quit' and then immediately went to get a tattoo. That was a J. U. P. S.

My mom tried to sing at a karaoke bar and set the mic on fire. Classic J. U. P. S.

J. U. P. S. is when you act like a confused toddler who just found a bag of chips and thinks it’s a spaceship.

My neighbor yelled at a squirrel like it owed him money. Total J. U. P. S.

My brother tried to fight a traffic light. It was like a J. U. P. S. battle.

My dad tried to talk to a robot like it was his ex. That’s a J. U. P. S.

J. U. P. S. is when someone does something so dumb it’s like they were hit by a neon sign and forgot how to think.

My friend tried to text his girlfriend a picture of a pizza but sent a cat video instead. J. U. P. S. central.

My cousin tried to do a backflip off a couch and landed on a cake. That was a J. U. P. S.

My mom tried to text me a love letter but sent a picture of her cat wearing a hat. J. U. P. S.