J.U.P.S.
J. U. P. S. is when you act like a confused toddler who just found a bag of chips and thinks it’s a spaceship.
My neighbor yelled at a squirrel like it owed him money. Total J. U. P. S.
My brother tried to fight a traffic light. It was like a J. U. P. S. battle.
My dad tried to talk to a robot like it was his ex. That’s a J. U. P. S.