j.r.r. tolkien
The guy who invented elves, dwarves, and dragons. He wrote one of the most famous book series ever. People still go on about him like he’s alive.
My grandma said she’s going to read The Lord of the Rings and bring a blanket. I think she’s going to die.
My dog thinks The Hobbit is a real book. He tries to eat it every day.
I told my mom I’m going to write a book. She said, 'Like Tolkien?' I said, 'No. Like a normal person.'