j.r.r. tolkien

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A 20th century fantasy writer who was also a professor and a language geek. He wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, which are basically the best books ever.

My teacher said I was a Tolkien-level genius. I said, 'I just made a sandwich.'

My friend’s mom thinks The Lord of the Rings is a real place. She’s been trying to get a visa there.

I told my dog The Hobbit is about a fat guy who goes on an adventure. He barked at the book.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A guy who had a weird name and made up a whole bunch of cool stories that everyone still reads today. He wrote The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, and people still worship him like he’s a god.

My cousin thinks Tolkien is a real person who lives in a cave. I told her he’s dead and she’s a idiot.

My math teacher tried to write a story. He called it The Lord of the Math Rings. It’s not good.

I asked my brother if he’s ever read The Hobbit. He said, 'I read it in 2004. I still don’t get it.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The guy who invented elves, dwarves, and dragons. He wrote one of the most famous book series ever. People still go on about him like he’s alive.

My grandma said she’s going to read The Lord of the Rings and bring a blanket. I think she’s going to die.

My dog thinks The Hobbit is a real book. He tries to eat it every day.

I told my mom I’m going to write a book. She said, 'Like Tolkien?' I said, 'No. Like a normal person.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A super smart guy who knew a lot of languages and wrote some of the best books ever. He made up whole worlds and people still love them.

My friend’s dad says he’s going to read The Silmarillion. He didn’t know what that was. He’s a idiot.

I told my dog he’s like Tolkien. He said, 'I’m more like a squirrel.'

My teacher said Tolkien was a genius. I said, 'He was a genius. I’m just a normal person.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A famous British writer who also taught at a fancy university. He wrote The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, and people still think he’s the best.

I told my brother he’s like Tolkien. He said, 'I’m not. I’m like a guy who got lost in a forest.'

My friend’s mom said she’s going to read The Hobbit and bring a ladder. She thinks it’s a real place.

I said to my dog, 'You’re like Tolkien.' He said, 'I’m more like a squirrel.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A genius artist who wrote some of the most famous books ever. He invented elves, dwarves, and dragons. People still love him.

My friend’s dog thinks The Hobbit is a real book. He tries to eat it every day.

My teacher said I was like Tolkien. I said, 'No. I’m just a normal person.'

I asked my mom if she’s ever read The Lord of the Rings. She said, 'I started it once. I got lost in the first chapter.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago